Posts tagged ‘tesco’

May 6, 2017

Unexpected Item in Baggage Area

by duncanr

read about it here – http://tinyurl.com/k294v4p

January 8, 2017

Pyjama Palaver

by duncanr

sexy-trolley-ladysome folk in the UK are getting all het up about whether or not it is appropriate to leave the house wearing pyjamas (or as it is now marketed – ‘lounge wear‘)

and this all because one prat man was offended by the sight of two woman wearing nightwear in his local Tesco

personally, I don’t see the problem with this but the bugger has spoilt it for the rest of us ‘cos now Tesco are talking about introducing a dress code for customers to their store – http://tinyurl.com/jl2dutl

November 6, 2015

Wanted – Xmas Light Untangler

by duncanr

tangled christmas lightsit’s one of life’s great mysteries – a nobbly

    why every year when we fish those xmas lights out from under the bed/top of the wardrobe/attic/loft that we took such care with when putting away, we find a tangled mess of wires

    fortunately, if you happen to live near Wrexham in Wales, Tesco has the answer – http://tinyurl.com/qf5zcsh

October 29, 2015

Emmental, Watson

by duncanr

this would-be thief did not think through his plan to rob a local Tesco caerphilly enough – http://tinyurl.com/ohlbfrm

sherlock on trail of cheese thief

July 30, 2015

Tesco Dumps Bossy, Nagging Woman

by duncanr

rude checkout

according to a survey of its customers, many folk avoid using Tesco’s self-service checkouts because they feel intimidated by the automated female voice issuing instructions and pointing out their mistakes – many liking it to being ‘nagged’

so Tesco has decided to . . .

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July 27, 2015

Long Queue at Tesco

by duncanr

I think they’ve heard about the bananas – http://tinyurl.com/pxnkghs

tesco queue

March 27, 2015

Scottish Sense of Honour

by duncanr

A Scot complained on Twitter about some ‘out of date’ produce being sold at a Tesco store

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When a Tesco employee replied to his tweet, however, Haraam’s umbrage over the out of date produce conflicted with his sense of honour – leading to this response . . .

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March 14, 2015

4 hour Erections from Tesco

by duncanr

banana1a woman in Wales was shocked to discover a bunch of bananas bought in her local Tesco was infested with a cocoon of Brazilian Wandering Spiders – whose bite can cause men to have erections lasting up to 4 hours – http://tinyurl.com/qe3ylc9

in related news, Tesco stores throughout the UK report a huge rise in the number of female shoppers buying bananas !

October 27, 2014

Tesco Design Cock Up

by duncanr

spotted in Ireland – http://tinyurl.com/p5nm8pe

tesco buttermilk carton

September 22, 2013

Tesco Teaching Aids

by duncanr

grammar teacherA few weeks ago, schools in the UK re-opened after the long summer holiday

Tesco, like many other stores, sought to capitalise on this by running a special promotion featuring all the things parents might need to buy their offspring for the new term, e.g., white shirts and blouses, dark trousers and skirts, shoes, stationery, rulers, protractors, etc

They recognised, also, it would appear, that teachers, too, might need things to help see them through a new term . . .

http://i.imgur.com/zbafwmG.jpg