Posts tagged ‘test’

March 16, 2020

It’s a tough job, but . . .

by NobblySan

. . . someone’s got to do it.

Ah well – it had to happen eventually, I suppose.

An email came round work this afternoon suggesting that those who could do, may choose to work from home for the foreseeable future.

Barely had the cheering died down, than there was a rumble of shoes on carpet tiles, as the assembled dedicated mass of company-focused engineers made their way to the car park, with all the decorum and subtlety of a Le Mans start.

My own crew collected their stuff and were out of there faster than a ferret up a drainpipe, trailing HDMI leads and monitors in their wake.

Whilst generally viewing as a good thing the chance to work from home, without the need to spend 2 hours a day stuck in traffic and swearing at politicians on the radio, I do have one serious misgiving about this turn of events.

I will now have to perform certain vital and unavoidable daily tasks from home rather than at work, and thus be forced to use my own supply of toilet paper, rather than the company stuff.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

August 8, 2019

Dope Fails Dope Test

by duncanr

a word of advice guys – if you’re trying to get through a drug test by passing off a sample of your girlfriend’s pee as your own, do some checking with her first before doing so, in case what happened to D.J. Cooper happens to you

Basketball player fails drug test when it finds he is pregnant

March 16, 2019

Man Tries to Hit Wife

by duncanr

December 28, 2018

DNA Test Kit

by duncanr

not the best present perhaps, but makes for a novel and entertaining party game on Christmas Day – kids trying to figure out which of them is the bastard while mum and dad are arguing upstairs – http://tinyurl.com/y9skssqm

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February 8, 2018

I Took the Test and . . .

by duncanr

apparently I’m a leftist libertarian

take the test to see where you fit on this scale of things – https://www.politicalcompass.org/test

January 27, 2018

Tell me again how this isn’t cheating–?

by allthoughtswork

Image result for driving test funny

If you swipe a copy of the test to study beforehand, that’s cheating. But, during this administration, your mom can do it for you. 

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January 19, 2018

Trump Test

by duncanr

via

December 19, 2017

Somewhere between a Dog and a Human

by duncanr

that’s how Joy Milne describes her sense of smell . . .

November 8, 2016

Wife Surprises Husband in Shower

by duncanr

October 13, 2015

Can You See the Baby?

by duncanr

babyclipartScientists suggest if you can see the baby in this pic, you may be more prone to hallucinations, and possibly psychosis – [no, not the pic on the left – this one http://tinyurl.com/njadvnz ]

thankfully, I’m all right – how about you? 😆