Posts tagged ‘text’

November 30, 2015

Talaq, Talaq, Talaq – Bollocks

by duncanr

arseholeI recently created a new category for some of my madhatter posts – ‘Arsehole

this story definitely fits this category

a woman is gang-raped by her neighbours, tells her husband – expecting his sympathy and support – and, instead, the bastard sends her a text message saying ‘talaq, talaq, talaq’ (all that is needed under Sharia Law for a man to divorce his wife)

in addition, she has been . . .

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August 16, 2015

Breaking Up by Text

by duncanr
February 5, 2014

Council Texts Fat Folk

by duncanr

fat man with phone250editedAround 70,000 adults in Stoke-on-Trent are obese

The local council has a cunning plan, however, to reduce that number – text 500 of the buggers each day with a message designed to help them to lose weight

Some folk, though, think the £10,000 estimated cost of the 10 week scheme is . . .

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September 13, 2012

My Galaxies

by duncanr

Galaxies come in all sorts of weird shapes and sizes.

Some resemble – (with a bit of imagination!) – letters of our alphabet takes a piece of text and rewrites it using galaxies

Here, for instance, is Mad Hatters ‘Galaxified’

P.S. it becomes more visibly ‘Mad Hatters’ after 3 or 4 whiskies ! 😆