Posts tagged ‘theft’

December 18, 2018

You had me at “fart-laced glitter bomb”

by allthoughtswork

How to screw over package thieves, NASA engineer-style.

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October 8, 2018

Sneak Thief

by duncanr


October 7, 2018

Message to Thief

by duncanr


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June 2, 2017

Is it for Business or Pleasure?

by duncanr

a pair of hardon-ed criminals used an SUV to penetrate a Las Vegas warehouse and make off with 30,000 condoms

that was just foreplay, however

they came again later and stole a quantity of sex toys, including ‘33 insertable prostate massagers (vibrating butt plugs)‘ – leading a company spokesperson to observe the thieves can ‘go fuck themselves‘ –

April 5, 2017

Thane Trio Wash and Dye Take-Away

by duncanr

Illustration/ Uday Mohite

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October 30, 2016

The Sound of Silence – Thank God !

by duncanr

jimmy-shandThames Valley Police are seeking the public’s help to capture those responsible for the theft 0f 39 accordions from a music shop in Sunningdale, Berkshire –

meanwhile, Scots old enough to remember dreary Saturday nights on front of the TV watching the Jimmy Shand Orchestra on the White Heather Club are raising their glasses to drink a toast to a fellow music lover!

January 8, 2016

Confucious Say . . .

by duncanr

pants downwoman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down –

January 5, 2016

Serious though this is . . .

by NobblySan

. . . I had to smile at a radio news report about it.

The report mentioned that officials in Cologne had referred to the attacks and thefts as having been carried out by . . .

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December 17, 2015

Save Money on Xmas Shopping

by duncanr

XMAS TREE THIEFXmas can be an expensive time of the year – what with the tree, decorations, pressies, extra food and drink

these 2 enterprising Yorkshire lads, though, managed to save some money on the tree –

November 28, 2015

Dog Food Theft

by duncanr

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