Posts tagged ‘theft’

December 18, 2018

You had me at “fart-laced glitter bomb”

by allthoughtswork

How to screw over package thieves, NASA engineer-style.

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October 8, 2018

Sneak Thief

by duncanr


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October 7, 2018

Message to Thief

by duncanr


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June 2, 2017

Is it for Business or Pleasure?

by duncanr

a pair of hardon-ed criminals used an SUV to penetrate a Las Vegas warehouse and make off with 30,000 condoms

that was just foreplay, however

they came again later and stole a quantity of sex toys, including ‘33 insertable prostate massagers (vibrating butt plugs)‘ – leading a company spokesperson to observe the thieves can ‘go fuck themselves‘ – http://tinyurl.com/yaoy3gtc

April 5, 2017

Thane Trio Wash and Dye Take-Away

by duncanr

Illustration/ Uday Mohite

full story – http://tinyurl.com/m9nczde

October 30, 2016

The Sound of Silence – Thank God !

by duncanr

jimmy-shandThames Valley Police are seeking the public’s help to capture those responsible for the theft 0f 39 accordions from a music shop in Sunningdale, Berkshire – http://tinyurl.com/zzgj2c6

meanwhile, Scots old enough to remember dreary Saturday nights on front of the TV watching the Jimmy Shand Orchestra on the White Heather Club are raising their glasses to drink a toast to a fellow music lover!

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January 8, 2016

Confucious Say . . .

by duncanr

pants downwoman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down – http://tinyurl.com/zc2le5t

January 5, 2016

Serious though this is . . .

by NobblySan

. . . I had to smile at a radio news report about it.

The report mentioned that officials in Cologne had referred to the attacks and thefts as having been carried out by . . .

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December 17, 2015

Save Money on Xmas Shopping

by duncanr

XMAS TREE THIEFXmas can be an expensive time of the year – what with the tree, decorations, pressies, extra food and drink

these 2 enterprising Yorkshire lads, though, managed to save some money on the tree – http://tinyurl.com/hkrodam

November 28, 2015

Dog Food Theft

by duncanr