February 3, 2018
If at first you don’t succeed . . .
sometimes it pays just to give up and walk away
July 21, 2016
Iceland Hambush
May 26, 2016
Woman Forces Man to Strip
woman who caught a man trying to rob her makes him take his clothes off – [there’ll be a queue of guys trying to rob her now!]
December 25, 2015
Bad Santa
ever wonder where Santa gets the money to pay those elves slaving away in his workshops making toys for all the good boys and girls ?
wonder no more . . .
full story here
June 5, 2014
Russia Jails Boy with Big Balls
Does size really matter?
well it does in Russia, apparently
and in some circumstances it is better to be small !
December 28, 2013
Thief Stripped Naked
June 20, 2013
Cornish Cock Up
Who are you calling an Ass ?
What with all these cctv cameras in shops now, it’s more important than ever, if intending to rob a store, that you wear some sort of disguise to mask your identity.
Balaclava, scarf, mask are all recommended
Less fit for purpose is a plastic bag over your head – the major drawback being that you can’t see bugger all out of it.
If you are forced to improvise, however, and . . .
read more »
May 7, 2013
Thief Foiled by Chilli Sauce
A would be thief in Sydney, Australia was left red-faced when he attempted to tikka money from the till of a fast food restaurant
When he struck Ms Petry-Tartnoski, in the chest, she taught him the lesson of Korma by throwing hot chilli sauce in his face before calling the cops
Writhing on the floor in agony, 24 yr old Tyrone Holmwood masalla been regretting his decision to rob this particular restaurant
via Arbroath
November 15, 2012
Look Before You Leap
Oh, f*ck !
The lad stole a scooter, crashed it, then did a runner on foot. He then jumped over a fence to escape chasing cops but . . . he landed on a trampoline and bounced straight back over the fence into the arms of the law
“I think it was one of those situations where you probably couldn’t repeat if you tried to, said Sergeant Grant Rosman
Source – http://tinyurl.com/azh96po
