Posts tagged ‘thief’

October 1, 2019

Monkey Business

by duncanr

February 3, 2018

If at first you don’t succeed . . .

by duncanr

sometimes it pays just to give up and walk away

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July 21, 2016

Iceland Hambush

by duncanr

Greater Manchester Police tweeted news of a violent confrontation in a local supermarket when an elderly woman repulsed a would-be mugger by hitting the ‘thief’ over the head, several times, with a pack of bacon

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CCTV footage of the incident, however, suggests that . . .

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May 26, 2016

Woman Forces Man to Strip

by duncanr

woman who caught a man trying to rob her makes him take his clothes off – [there’ll be a queue of guys trying to rob her now!]

December 25, 2015

Bad Santa

by duncanr

ever wonder where Santa gets the money to pay those elves slaving away in his workshops making toys for all the good boys and girls ?

wonder no more . . .

full story here

June 5, 2014

Russia Jails Boy with Big Balls

by duncanr

jailed penisDoes size really matter?

well it does in Russia, apparently

and in some circumstances it is better to be small !

http://tinyurl.com/lm4jtpq

December 28, 2013

Thief Stripped Naked

by duncanr

Naked_Man_Covering_Himself_Royalty_Free_Clipart_Picture_090224-035125-56304223-year-old Corneilyus Howeth’s decision to withdraw some cash for a bit of last-minute shopping on xmas eve went disastrously wrong

For a start, when he tried to rob a woman sat in a car parked outside . . .

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June 20, 2013

Cornish Cock Up

by duncanr

Who are you calling an Ass ?

Who are you calling an Ass ?

Here’s the thing.

What with all these cctv cameras in shops now, it’s more important than ever, if intending to rob a store, that you wear some sort of disguise to mask your identity.

Balaclava, scarf, mask are all recommended

Less fit for purpose is a plastic bag over your head – the major drawback being that you can’t see bugger all out of it.

If you are forced to improvise, however, and . . .

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May 7, 2013

Thief Foiled by Chilli Sauce

by duncanr

A would be thief in Sydney, Australia was left red-faced when he attempted to tikka money from the till of a fast food restaurant

When he struck Ms Petry-Tartnoski, in the chest, she taught him the lesson of Korma by throwing hot chilli sauce in his face before calling the cops

Writhing on the floor in agony, 24 yr old Tyrone Holmwood masalla been regretting his decision to rob this particular restaurant

via Arbroath

November 15, 2012

Look Before You Leap

by duncanr

trampoline

Oh, f*ck !

Hard to say who was the more surprised when cops in Geraldton, Western Australia, caught a 17yr old lad who had nicked a scooter – the teenager or the cops who caught him.

The lad stole a scooter, crashed it, then did a runner on foot. He then jumped over a fence to escape chasing cops but . . . he landed on a trampoline and bounced straight back over the fence into the arms of the law

I think it was one of those situations where you probably couldn’t repeat if you tried to, said Sergeant Grant Rosman

Source – http://tinyurl.com/azh96po