Posts tagged ‘tight underpants’

April 21, 2013

Real Men Wear Kilts

by duncanr

kiltie silhoutteSo, scientists are finally realising what generations of scots (men and women) have known all along – men in kilts are more virile than poncy blokes in trousers.

It’s all to do with the cooling breeze round a scotsman’s nuts, you see. Too much heat down there – as a result of wearing tight underpants – damages a man’s sperm, thereby reducing his fertility – http://tinyurl.com/cxc5wvj

So, girls, if you want to maximise your chances of having a baby, find a man with a kilt **

Meanwhile, in France, bus drivers . . .

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