Posts tagged ‘tips’

November 8, 2018

Clothes Folding : Pro Tips

by duncanr

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July 26, 2018

Tips to Maintain a Healthy Vagina

by duncanr

o.k. pardon a mere male for presuming to offer advice to a woman about the care of her private parts

I realise that some tips – like not allowing dirty disease-ridden dicks inside you, or letting a guy who has just eaten a vindaloo dish with his hands, finger you – you are already putting into practice, but these tips are ones you might not have previously thought of

for instance, my first piece of advice is keep wasps from getting anywhere near your vagina – yes, I said wasps!


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February 5, 2018

Parenting Tips

by duncanr

taking a fitted sheet to the beach – how come I never thought of this . . .

more tips here –

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June 20, 2017

Tips for a Happy Life

by duncanr

October 14, 2016

You’re Never Too Old . . .

by duncanr

to learn

the saying goes

well, I learnt something new today . . .

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April 7, 2016

Free Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream

by duncanr

benand jerry ice creamas many of you know, I am due to retire in a few weeks and will perforce be seeking ways to reduce my expenditure so that it does not outstrip me reduced income

a useful source to help in this regard is this website – – which I would recommend any madhatter readers in the UK to bookmark

for instance, did you know that . . .

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February 9, 2014

French Cops on Trail of Hortensia Gang

by duncanr

Flower Power !

Flower Power !

French police are anxious to capture the blooming buggers that have been stealing or cutting the heads off hydrangea plants

Apparently, when the leaves are dried and mixed with tobacco, the effect is similar to that of smoking cannabis

Now before any madhatters readers (mentioning no names, but you know who you are!) rush off to their nearest garden centre, armed with a pair of pruning shears, my conscience insists I warn you of possible side effects of smoking the hydrangea leaves – the flowers can apparently . . .

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September 18, 2013

Extreme Tipping in Utah

by duncanr

$2.13 (£1.34) per hour

How many would get out of bed to work for that kind of money ?

Yet that is all that some waiters in Utah are paid – making them dependent on customer generosity in terms of ‘tips’ to augment their pitiable wage

Imagine then how welcome is an unusually large tip

May 1, 2012

5 Tips for a Long and Happy Marriage

by duncanr
February 17, 2012

Putting Babies to Sleep

by duncanr

In this ad by Philips Avent, the health department of Royal Philips Electronics of the Netherlands, some mums share the secret ways in which they get their crying little gits little monsters babies to sleep