Posts tagged ‘toilet paper’

April 9, 2020

Cat burglar

by allthoughtswork

Everything Funny

April 5, 2020

Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale

by allthoughtswork



March 16, 2020

It’s a tough job, but . . .

by NobblySan

. . . someone’s got to do it.

Ah well – it had to happen eventually, I suppose.

An email came round work this afternoon suggesting that those who could do, may choose to work from home for the foreseeable future.

Barely had the cheering died down, than there was a rumble of shoes on carpet tiles, as the assembled dedicated mass of company-focused engineers made their way to the car park, with all the decorum and subtlety of a Le Mans start.

My own crew collected their stuff and were out of there faster than a ferret up a drainpipe, trailing HDMI leads and monitors in their wake.

Whilst generally viewing as a good thing the chance to work from home, without the need to spend 2 hours a day stuck in traffic and swearing at politicians on the radio, I do have one serious misgiving about this turn of events.

I will now have to perform certain vital and unavoidable daily tasks from home rather than at work, and thus be forced to use my own supply of toilet paper, rather than the company stuff.








February 27, 2019

Americans are Hurting the Planet

by duncanr

I’m not saying americans are full of shit but –

February 27, 2018

Taiwanese in the Shit

by duncanr

fearing they might be caught short by a run on toilet paper, shoppers in Taiwan have been bulk buying rolls of loo paper

full story –

September 29, 2017

Save the Reindeer !

by duncanr

toilet paper has come a long way in my lifetime

from scraps of newspaper, we upgraded to Izal* – a horrible brown, hard, greaseproof type paper that seemed designed not so much to clean your bum but to smear your jobby all over it – and then, bliss, soft-tissue paper came along

* while Izal was bad, it was not as evil as . . .

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June 21, 2017

Hikers Best Friend?

by duncanr

July 12, 2016

Loo Paper Panic

by duncanr

shit no paperorganisers of the Stonehaven Folk Festival in Scotland feared they were in deep shit when they ran out of their favoured loo paper –

fortunately, all’s well that ends well –

January 29, 2015

A Bum Deal

by duncanr

Crap !

Crap !

think your arse is getting big?

don’t shit yourself

could just be because of this . . .

P.S. this statistic caught my eye when reading the article – “the average American uses 46 sheets of toilet paper a day

46 ?

Jeez, americans must be seriously full of shit !

January 14, 2014

Polish Priest Refuses to use Toilet Roll

by duncanr

lamba polish priest has accused the makers of Lambi toilet rolls of sacrilege for including the picture of a lamb on their packaging

Father Stanisław Szyszka said . . .

It’s insulting to Catholics that the image so close to us and identified with the Lord Jesus is used for toilet paper . We Catholics cannot reconcile to the image of the Lamb of God on things like toilet paper.”

a spokesperson for the company that makes the loo rolls pooh-poohed the priest’s charge, pointing out that they had been selling this product in 30 countries for 20 years without a complaint – [perhaps a diplomatic way of saying he thinks Father Szyszka is talking out of his arse?]

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