Posts tagged ‘tortoise’

October 31, 2019

Dog and the Tortoise

by duncanr

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August 25, 2018

Follow the Leader

by duncanr

December 19, 2014

Animal Rescue

by duncanr

a tortoise in Taipei Zoo in Muzha, Taiwan comes to the aid of another

September 5, 2014

Tyrannotortoise Terror Alert

by duncanr

who are you fucken staring at ?

who are you fucken staring at ?

residents of Catford, south east London, are warned to be on the lookout for Rex, a ferocious 6 yr old tortoise who has been on the run for the past 10 days after escaping from his enclosure

if spotted (he has an orange dot painted on his shell), members of the public are advised not to . . .

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April 20, 2014

Swollen Penis Appeal Reaches Target

by duncanr

bandaged penisLess than 24 hours after launching an online appeal for funds to help treat a swollen penis, Miles Jelfs had received more than the £200 he needed

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August 20, 2012

‘Dead’ Tortoise found in Garden

by duncanr

When the strange tortoise they found in their garden showed little signs of life, the two women feared the worse. Thinking it might have been attacked by a cat or some other animal or was so weak with hunger it had no energy to move, the one tried to tempt it with morsels of lettuce and tomato while the other called the Knoxwood Wildlife Rescue Centre, near Wigton, Cumbria.

When the expensively-trained at the public expense ‘expert’ from the centre arrived, all those years of hard work and study paid of. She eyed up the situation and after a brief examination sadly informed the ladies there was nothing she could do to help – and while they had acted with the best of intentions, they were wasting their time trying to coax it to eat – pointing out that it was rare to find a tortoise with ‘Made in China‘ stamped on it’s tummy !

Full story here –

June 25, 2012

Lonesome George Dead

by duncanr

He was the last of his kind.

Attempts to get him to mate with females of related tortoise species were unsuccessful. A desperate attempt by a female Swiss scientist to gather some of George’s sperm for use in artificial insemination by jerking him off also failed (watch vid for details)

Now that George has died, aged around 100 yr old, his sub-species has been officially declared extinct =