Posts tagged ‘turtle’

July 22, 2019

Why Turtles need their Shell

by duncanr

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January 17, 2018

Proof God is a feminist

by allthoughtswork

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Global warming is turning sea turtles female. Today, the ocean, tomorrow, the world!

August 11, 2015

Oi, Shut the Bloody Door after You !

by duncanr

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July 4, 2014

Dog vs Turtle

by duncanr

even pets, it seems, are catching World Cup fever

p.s. watch the vid to the very end – [the turtle appears to have been taking lessons from Luis Suarez] 😆

December 28, 2012

Diver’s Close Encounter with a Thai Turtle

by duncanr

A turtle was minding it’s own business in the sea off Thailand – just swimming around, chillin (well there’s not a lot else to do) when it spotted a strange object in the water and went to check it out

via Arbroath

September 23, 2011

Bird gives Turtle the Boot

by duncanr
May 29, 2011

A Tragic Tale of Unrequited Love

by duncanr

It was doomed from the start.

His friends told him it would never work, that he was getting ideas above his station – the gulf between them was too wide to be bridged.

They pointed to the difficulties any children of such a mixed marriage would face

He wouldn’t listen, though. He loved her and was determined to win her heart.

The lady was not to be won, however. She toyed with him – allowing him to get close to her at times, then dashing his hopes with a haughty dismissal

For 4 years he tried to win her affection – to no avail

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November 12, 2009

Lord Jagannath visits Kendrapara

by duncanr

A large turtle which wandered into the coastal town of Kendrapara in India has been revered by locals as a reincarnation of the Hindu God, Lord Jagannath (Lord of the Universe).

Crowds have been gathering, bringing with them offerings of fruit, rice, and garlands.

Attempts by Government Officials (it is illegal to restrain a turtle) to ‘release’ the turtle have been thwarted by locals who believe Lord Jagannath has visited them in the form of a turtle.

‘We will not allow anybody to take the turtle away,’ said Ramesh Mishra, a local priest

Hhmm, is it possible for mere mortals to restrain a God ?

Mind you, I can see their point. There is a remarkable likeness.

Lord-Jagannath Sea Turtle250

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October 27, 2009

Turtle Fucks Wok

by duncanr
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April 12, 2009

Turtle gets new fin

by noseycow

Having survived a shark attack, Allison, the Green  turtle’s view on live narrowed dramatically.

She was left with only one fin and consequently could only swim in circles, until staff in Sea Turtle Inc fitted her with a specially designed jacket complete with her own fin!.

Pictures here

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