Posts tagged ‘twitter’

January 18, 2017

If Only . . .

by duncanr

nazi trumpas the USA prepares to elect as President a man with the emotional maturity of a spoilt little brat toddler who likes every one who says nice things about him but throws a temper tantrum when criticised, someone has come up with a cunning plan to really piss off Donald Trump –

December 5, 2016

It’s All Fake, Folks

by duncanr

much is being made recently of the growing prominence being given to ‘fake’ news stories circulating on social media sites and the consequent shifts and shaping of attitudes and beliefs as a result

in this video, satirist Jonathan Pie argues ALL news is fake . . .

May 18, 2016

Frustrated Poet

by duncanr

frustrated poetThere once was a poet on Twitter
who grew increasingly bitter.
He couldn’t surmount
the strict character count
and so his poems got even shi

via B&P

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March 20, 2016

We’re a Couple of Swells C**ts

by duncanr

(Photo by Suzanne Plunkett/Bloomberg via Getty Images)

(Photo by Suzanne Plunkett/Bloomberg via Getty Images)

the UK governing Conservative party is in disarray at the moment – split over whether or not the UK should continue to be a member of the EU; split over economic policy (i.e., should benefit payments to the poor and vulnerable in society be cut in order to fund reduced taxes for the comparatively well-off)

now, following the resignation of Iain Duncan Smith in protest at the direction the Tory party is being taken by P.M., David Cameron and Chancellor, George Osborne, former Deputy Chairperson of the Conservative party, Lord Ashcroft, has . . .

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February 19, 2016

Stephen Fry – What a Twit !

by duncanr

stephen fryFirst a disclaimer disclosure – I am not on Twitter

I do have a facebook account – but I rarely visit it, except as a reference guide as to which family members have birthdays/anniverseries coming up that I ought to know about and will be expected to cough up some cash for

my disinterest in social media websites like facebook and twitter I readily acknowledge makes me something of an . . .

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September 22, 2015

Let’s Hear from the Pig

by duncanr


December 15, 2014

I’ll Ride With You

by duncanr

hands of frienshipone event has dominated the news today – the police siege of a cafe in Sydney, Australia, where an armed muslim jihadist was holding customers hostage

as expected, and following the pattern of what happened after the 9/11 attack on the twin towers in New York, some ignorant folk have . . .

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September 8, 2014

Woman Expecting a Baby : Twitter Reaction to News

by duncanr

babyclipartthere’s a new royal hanger-on/benefit scrounger sprog on the way – or as one wag on Twitter put it . . .

Having produced an heir, one can confirm that William and Catherine are expecting a spare

Foreseeing the inevitable saturation coverage of every minute of Kate’s pregnancy, one twitter user begged . . .

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March 6, 2014

Twat’s Twitter Tweet

by duncanr

n-CAMERON-PHONE-PIC-250To let the world know (as if anyone cares) just how serious he regards the current situation in the Ukraine, the UK Prime Minister David Cameron tweeted a selfie of himself on the phone to Barack Obama, with a suitably serious expression on his face

The world was not impressed and every man and his dog started to take the piss out of him . . .

August 12, 2013

Twat Tweets Twitter

by duncanr

twitter helpPicture the scene

You’re on your knees,  talking to an imaginary friend (it’s a one-sided conversation)  – when you suddenly realise every other bugger in the place has f*cked off home and left you

Worse still, the b*stards have locked you in

What do you do next ?

Well you could try . . .

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