Posts tagged ‘uk’

October 12, 2017

Trump Downgraded

by duncanr

following the UK decision to leave the EU, the government is desperate to secure a beneficial trade agreement with the USA to compensate for the loss of that which we currently have with the Eu

when the USA elected a petulant child as their president, therefore, Theresa May, was quick to curry favour with the prat president – appealing to his vanity with the offer of a state visit to the UK

such is the contempt with which the emotionally immature, intellectually challenged, pillock is held in the UK, however, that the news of the state visit was not universally welcomed . . .

today, though, there is . . .

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August 13, 2017

UK Attack Warning !

by duncanr

apparently, a horde of horny males with penises ‘two-and-a-half times the length of their entire body‘ are heading for the UK – http://tinyurl.com/ycm8jv7s

two-and-a-half times, eh?

plenty of time to see them coming then

June 8, 2017

It’s Election Day in UK

by duncanr

voters in the UK (well those that can be arsed) will be deciding today which two-faced, lying buggers to support in the snap general election called by the conservative leader Theresa May

my polling station is a mere 100 yards from my house so I nipped down just after 7am this morning to cast my vote

it will likely be the early hours of tomorrow before we have an inkling of which party is on track to be the next government – till then, I will probably be experiencing many of the states depicted here – http://tinyurl.com/ya2lzr4d

June 2, 2017

May Says . . .

by duncanr

Strong and Stable’

but policy U-Turns look more like ‘wobbly’ than ‘stable’

and refusing to answer local reporter’s questions; refusing to appear on televised debate with other party leaders; and refusing to appear on radio 4’s Women’s Hour programme (unlike other party leaders) does not exactly convey the impression of strength but rather of weakness or cowardliness . . .

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May 30, 2017

Theresa May: Contrasting Messages

by duncanr

in just over a week, voters in the UK go to the polling booths to elect a new government

supporters of the conservative leader have released a flattering song in hindi – to attract support from desi voters

it’s a catchy little number

in the interest of balance, however, it’s only fair to mention that her opponents have released an equally catchy tune

March 26, 2017

Anyone Forget?

by duncanr

just a wee reminder to any sleepy-heads in the UK who have just woken up – if you didn’t do it before dropping off to sleep last night, it’s later than you think!

so do it now

you might not like it, but there’s no fighting it – put your clock’s forward an hour!

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January 14, 2017

Silent Solution

by duncanr

999-call999 is the UK equivalent of 911 in the US

want an ambulance, the fire brigade, or the police, then dial 999 and the operator will connect you with the appropriate emergency service

but what if you need the police but it is not safe for you to speak because to do so would put you in danger?

bugger all not many people know this but . . .

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January 14, 2017

UK: Winter Weather Warning

by duncanr

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January 11, 2017

Cornish Winter Preparations

by duncanr

snow-shovelwinter’s come the snow has fell
wee josie’s nose is froze as well
wee josie’s frozen nose is skintit
winter’s diabolic, intit?

the UK is bracing itself for heavy snowfalls today and the next few days – http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38579807

in response, local councils have got their gritters out and snowploughs standing by to keep the roads clear of snow and ice

even cash-strapped Cornwall council is . . .

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January 9, 2017

Caption this . . .

by duncanr

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