Posts tagged ‘ukraine’

June 21, 2019

Woman gives Police the Run Around

by duncanr

August 6, 2014

Russians Stranded Abroad

by duncanr

the economic sanctions imposed by the West on Russia, in protest at the latter’s support of the Russian separatists in the Ukraine has led to the collapse of many Russian travel companies – leaving an estimated 50,000 russian tourists stranded abroad – http://tinyurl.com/o9ad24c

P.S. Madhatters has managed to obtain this exclusive pic of some typical russian ‘tourists’ currently stranded in the Ukraine . . .

russian troops head for beach

July 2, 2014

Goodbye and Thanks for the Fish

by duncanr

Armed DolpinWhen Russia annexed the Crimea, and gained control of the naval base there, they netted some dolphins which they plaiced in a public aquarium in Sevastopol’s Kozacha Bay

The Ukrainian government has demanded these be returned  – a request Russia is likely to refuse

if you’re wondering what cod be the purpoise of Russia denying this request, I am herring it’s because these are highly trained combat dolphins – http://tinyurl.com/kky4cdc

March 6, 2014

Twat’s Twitter Tweet

by duncanr

n-CAMERON-PHONE-PIC-250To let the world know (as if anyone cares) just how serious he regards the current situation in the Ukraine, the UK Prime Minister David Cameron tweeted a selfie of himself on the phone to Barack Obama, with a suitably serious expression on his face

The world was not impressed and every man and his dog started to take the piss out of him . . . http://tinyurl.com/oc4dzf6

March 2, 2014

Short memories

by NobblySan

On the altogether predictable Russian invasion of Ukraine, I quote yet another soundbite-hungry airheaded politician

“You just don’t in the 21st Century behave in 19th Century fashion by invading another country on completely trumped-up pretext”

Sorry, Mr. Kerry, but

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February 23, 2014

An insider’s view of Maidan

by NobblySan

10I just received the following link from No1 son. via email.

Not that he is currently in Kiev, you understand; he’s busy settling in to his new address in Manchester, well away from such stuff.

It does make compelling reading and viewing though….

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February 22, 2014

I am a Ukrainian

by duncanr

While much media attention in recent weeks has been focussed on the Winter Olympics in Sochi, events of a less sporting nature have been taking place in the Ukraine

Folk demonstrating against President Yanukovich have been beaten and killed, but not cowed, by forces loyal to the president

Update – latest news from Ukraine is that demonstrators appear to have won.

Parliament has impeached President Yanukovich and announced new elections to be held in May, and opposition leader Yulia Tymoshenko, who has been imprisoned since 2011, has been freed

Fingers crossed the country doesn’t descend now into civil war – the western half seeking closer links with the EU, the eastern half seeking closer links with Russia

September 30, 2013

Coitus Interruptus Russian Style

by duncanr

trainWhen I was a lad, practicing ‘safe sex’ meant giving the girl a fake name and address 😉

Nowadays, the term is more commonly used as part of promotional drives to encourage couples having sex to use a condom

It is not known whether a 41 yr old Ukrainian man was using a condom when he and his girlfriend were overcome with passion on their way home from a party – but he was most definitely NOT practising safe sex when choosing to indulge in a bit of houghmagandie on some railway tracks !

http://tinyurl.com/p2f63x5

November 8, 2012

Kid Spends Parents Savings on Sweets

by duncanr

Saint Nick is unlikely to be delivering any pressies to a 9yr old Ukrainian boy this Xmas.

In an act that surely catapulted him near the top of the list of naughty boys, the little ублюдок nicked $4,000 savings his parents had hidden in their sofa and spent it all on sweets for him and his mates http://tinyurl.com/bog4cy9

Asked to comment, the lad’s dad told Madhatter reporter, Ivan Bigcockski**, . . .

чертов кусок дерьма !!!

** aka ‘ratty’

August 24, 2012

Russian Sleeping Beauty

by duncanr

A new Ukrainian exhibit features five young “Sleeping Beauties.” Male patrons of the exhibit can go up and kiss one of the “Beauties.”

But there’s a catch . . .

Under legal contract, the men have to marry the women if they wake up after the kiss.

Click link to view vid . . .

http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=7419086n

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