Posts tagged ‘urine’

May 16, 2017

I Did it First!

by duncanr

an actress I’ve never heard of – [I don’t watch much TV] – is apparently famous enough amongst those who watch UK TV soap operas to warrant a mention in a local rag after she announced that – when her pussy goes missing – she lays trails of her urine to help the moggie find it’s way home – http://tinyurl.com/kj6kyef

well this technique may be novel to many folk but it is one long known and practiced by me . . .

https://lifewithmrsd.wordpress.com/2009/09/14/caught-in-the-act/

May 22, 2016

Pee Power

by duncanr

pee powerresearchers in Bristol have come up with a novel way to generate electricity . . . http://tinyurl.com/grnph8f

February 10, 2016

An Apology of Sorts

by duncanr

busy beeastute readers will have noticed a decline in both the quantity and the quality of my recent posts to madhatters

this is attributable to my . . .

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June 16, 2015

Free Socks for a Year

by duncanr

Oops !

Oops !

a man who pissed himself while visiting the loo in a hamburger joint in Aberdeen is to receive a supply of socks every month, for a year as compensation – http://tinyurl.com/omu7o3g

April 25, 2014

Golden Shower Arrest

by duncanr

water pistolYou know urine a wee spot o’ bother when the cops arrest you for spraying a couple of women in Blackburn town centre with a water pistol filled with piss

Ian Wilson said – ‘I don’t know what come over me’

Oddly enough, that’s what the women said too !

http://tinyurl.com/n3aa5wf

December 5, 2013

The Colour of Pee

by duncanr

peeing manWhat colour is your pee?

No, don’t tell me – I don’t really want to know

But you might want to check it out for yourself because, apparently, the colour of your pee can be an early indicator of ill-health

See – http://tinyurl.com/mcpzj9b

Now, if you’ll excuse me – I’m off to the loo

October 4, 2013

Drinking Pee is Good for You – but Not for Me !

by duncanr

collecting peeI’d be the first to admit there’s some right weird buggers here in Brum – but drinking your own pee, and washing your face and hair with your piss, because you think it has health benefits and will keep you young looking ?

http://tinyurl.com/pz7m754

Well, I’m all for anything that will keep me healthy (that doesn’t involve going to a gym) – but if anyone thinks I’m going to start drinking my own (or anyone else’s pee) – urine sane !

August 22, 2013

Piss Poor Pissers Penalised

by duncanr

Bad news for guys in China who get ‘caught short’ while out and about

Starting next month, If they use a public urinal, they will be fined 100 yuan if they ‘miss’ the bowl

public toilets

Details as sketchy as to how this scheme will operate in practice

Will their be a ‘line judge’

Will goal-mouth technology be employed to measure ‘hits and ‘misses’

Will their be a reduced fine for a piddling misdemeanor  with the maximum fine reserved for a slash that misses the goal by a mile?

Will there be an opportunity to appee-l any fine?

So many questions, few answers

Source – http://tinyurl.com/lfk4j7z

July 17, 2013

Wee-Charge your Phone

by duncanr

I'm not peeing in the street, officer - I'm recharging my phone

I’m not peeing in the street, officer – I’m recharging my phone

I promise I’m not taking the piss

Scientists in Bristol have developed a way to recharge your mobile phone using human urine

Don’t believe me?

Check it out for youself

http://tinyurl.com/oj5ue9b

July 10, 2013

Here mate, are you tasting the piss?

by NobblySan

beerMark Cavendish, the (at times, and depending on who you listen to) controversial Manx cyclist has had some urine thrown at him during the Tour de France.

Apparently Cavendish at first thought it was water, but then identified it as urine “…from the  taste”.

It says a lot for the beer on the Isle of Man, doesn’t it?

I suppose the French riders would recognise it instantly as well, having been brought up on a diet of Stella Artois.