Posts tagged ‘vagina’

January 28, 2019

Parenting

by duncanr

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July 26, 2018

Tips to Maintain a Healthy Vagina

by duncanr

o.k. pardon a mere male for presuming to offer advice to a woman about the care of her private parts

I realise that some tips – like not allowing dirty disease-ridden dicks inside you, or letting a guy who has just eaten a vindaloo dish with his hands, finger you – you are already putting into practice, but these tips are ones you might not have previously thought of

for instance, my first piece of advice is keep wasps from getting anywhere near your vagina – yes, I said wasps!

why?

find out here – http://tinyurl.com/yburmtgc

June 8, 2015

Don’t Do It, Ladies

by duncanr

doctorit’s not worth it

you’re fine as you are

trust me on this

would I lie to you?

you’re all beautiful

besides, if I may be blunt for a moment – if you have allowed a man to get so up close and personal, the lucky bugger couldn’t give a shit what it looks like

just saying !

http://tinyurl.com/psy5tw6

January 28, 2015

My Sweaty Vagina Fail

by duncanr

lovers2_180it’s Valentine’s Day shortly

it probably seemed a wizard idea as a marketing ploy to create an online love poem generator

the idea being you ask people to submit a number of key words which are then inserted into a template to create a love poem

except, they didn’t reckon on arseholes like me taking the piss

here’s what happened when I . . .

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January 11, 2015

Snipp and Snopp

by duncanr

99aca9e2b154d8eef357b112b65b4378a7674796bf5924292102ae621629b4b9who (other than Swedes) knew that snipp and snopp were colloquial names for the penis and vagina in Sweden, eh ? – [don’t say reading madhatters isn’t educational]

a video showing cartoon penises and vaginas dancing around to a song which includes such epics lyrics as . . .

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June 23, 2014

Man Rescued from Vagina

by duncanr

FIREFIGHTER WITH AX German firefighters had to be called out to free a prick stuck in a vagina

[make up your own jokes] 😆

http://tinyurl.com/nzpm8rn

June 1, 2014

Ladies Checking Their Bits

by duncanr

Male or female, there are very few of us with ‘perfect’ bodies. And what constitutes ‘perfect’ is in any case culturally defined

The pressure for women to conform to some idealised notion of beauty is greater than for men and one of the (to me, anyway) stupidest (and saddest) trend in recent years has been the growth in the number of women (particularly in the US and UK) opting for labiaplasty (http://tinyurl.com/kk2wtml)

Trust me ladies. If you like us well enough to allow us access to your lady bits, few of us are going to criticise their appearance 😆

Yet some ladies shy away from even looking ‘down there’

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April 24, 2014

Why Foreplay is Important

by duncanr

couple in bedMen and women have different ideas when it comes to foreplay

Women like men to get all lovey-dovey feely before they go for goal

whereas men count buying the woman beer and pizza as foreplay

But listen up guys, next time you’re courting a lady, don’t jump right in and start banging her straight away. Spend a little time stroking her vagina first. The lady will enjoy the foreplay and the time spent exploring her vagina may well save your life. After all, you never know what is up there – http://tinyurl.com/kxqzszk

April 22, 2014

PlopEgg Painting

by duncanr

Now I’m not that interested in Art – a lot of it I think is pretentious crap

But now and again I like to post a little ‘culture’ to madhatters, to show we are not all insensitive barbarians here, unable to appreciate the sensuous interplay of colours on a blank canvass, the resultant arbitrary patterns highlighting the complexities, stress and strains of modern urban life

Not to mention the symbolic power of the Casual and the creative power of femininity as Milo Moire drops paint filled eggs from her vagina

February 24, 2014

The Awesome Vagina

by duncanr

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