Posts tagged ‘vagina’

December 4, 2013

Feminist Knitting from Down Under

by duncanr

vagina knitting250Australian,  Casey Jenkins, is a  feminist performance artist

Her latest ‘work’ is called ‘Vaginal Knitting

Everyday I take a new skein of wool that’s been wound so that it will unravel from the centre and I stick it up inside me… and then I pull out the thread and knit

Her point?

To dispel feelings of . . .

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November 19, 2013

Vagina Stadium Cock Up

by duncanr

This picture remind you of anything?

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According to the architects, the design of this stadium to be built for the 2022 FiFa World Cup is supposed to resemble the sails of a traditional pearl fishing boatweaving together Qatar’s past with its progressive vision for the future

Some uncouth louts, however, have suggested it more closely resembles part of the female anatomy – http://tinyurl.com/q85qnft

I’ll leave you to make up your own jokes about ‘scoring from the spot’ etc 😆

September 11, 2013

Shit Happens

by duncanr

Many years ago, myself and a bunch of friends decided to take turns riding a tandem between John o’ Groats and Lands End to raise money for Cancer Research

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A local Scout group lent us a tent large enough to sleep all of us comfortably. None of us had practiced erecting it beforehand – but, hey, how hard could it be ?

Besides, the scouts had helpfully . . .

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May 12, 2013

Virginity Test for Rape Victims Scrapped

by duncanr

doctorSome good news for rape victims in the Indian state of Maharashtra – they will no longer be finger-fucked by doctors afterwards (http://tinyurl.com/c4dob5q)

March 7, 2013

Cops find Gun in Woman’s Vagina

by duncanr

1jeansfront_0_0As a mere man, it is not for me to tell a woman what she should or shouldn’t do with her body

It’s her body after all and her’s to do with as she pleases

However, if I could offer a word of advice without getting my head bitten off, can I just suggest that . . .

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January 31, 2013

Ivica Dačić Pranked on TV

by duncanr

Why is Serbia’s Prime Minister, Socialist party leader Ivica Dačić grinning from ear to ear?

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During an interview on TV, the female presenter uncrossed her legs to reveal she was not wearing any panties!

Click the Read More tab to watch the video 😆

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January 28, 2013

Poisoned Pussy Peril

by duncanr

witchWe interrupt normal service to broadcast this Important Health Warning . . .

Guys, if you and your woman haven’t been getting on too well and she asks you to go down on her.

Be wary !

Practice safe sex

If you smell something fishy down there, be scared. Be very scared. Stop immediately and call an ambulance

Why?

Read this . . . http://tinyurl.com/ad9o559

December 27, 2012

Arseing About : Objects in Orifices

by duncanr

shockLike a lot of folk, my xmas involved a meal with a whole bunch of relatives and friends, followed by a party where various games were played – though our xmas celebrations were pretty tame, it seems, compared to some of those in the USA that resulted in folk arriving at A&E hospital departments with a french bread stick or a drum stick stuck up their arse!

For a list of objects stuck in various bodily orifices over the festive season, see – http://tinyurl.com/c8yvm5k

October 20, 2012

Vagina Designed to stop Husband Seeking Other Women

by duncanr

vaginaAs last requests go, that of Milan Marinkovic’s wife, Milena, was unusual to say the least

Not wishing 72yr old Milan to take up with another woman after she died, she left instructions in her will that a model of her vagina be carved on her headstone so he would not look for another womaN

‘It’s a really good likeness’, said Milan

Source – http://tinyurl.com/9kk2e7d

Hhmm, the sculptor worked from a series of photographs Milena had taken of her vagina – would have been cheaper to have just left her husband the photos !

June 20, 2012

Sex Toy Confused for Mushroom

by duncanr

A Chinese TV station has become a laughing stock after reporting villagers had dug up a mysterious ‘mushroom’ with ‘lips’ and a hole at one end, and a smaller hole at the other – which eagle-eyed (more worldly wise) viewers readily identified as a sex toy, featuring artificial vagina and anus.

The TV Producers later issued . . .

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