Posts tagged ‘valentine day’

February 16, 2017

A Proposal of Sorts

by duncanr


continued . . .

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February 13, 2015


by duncanr

Simon’s cat goes a-courtin’ – [with about as much success as me !]

January 28, 2015

My Sweaty Vagina Fail

by duncanr

lovers2_180it’s Valentine’s Day shortly

it probably seemed a wizard idea as a marketing ploy to create an online love poem generator

the idea being you ask people to submit a number of key words which are then inserted into a template to create a love poem

except, they didn’t reckon on arseholes like me taking the piss

here’s what happened when I . . .

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February 9, 2013

Don’t Buy Yellow Roses

by duncanr

yellow roseA word to the wise guys

It’s valentine’s Day on the 14th and your woman will be expecting (at the very least) some flowers. Roses are the traditional flower associated with this occasion but be careful about the colour!

According to the Victorian ‘language of flowers’ (the Floral Code) a deep red rose signifies “bashful shame” – which is not perhaps the message you want to convey to the lady, but it is at least better than giving her a peachy coloured rose, which means “sympathy”

Of course chances are your woman won’t know the Floral Code but in case she does, FFS don’t give her a bluidy yellow rose – the friggin thing says you just want to be friends 🙄

To find out more about what you should and what you shouldn’t give your woman on Valentine’s Day, check out

February 14, 2010

Misery Bear’s Valentine Day

by duncanr

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February 15, 2009

Age no barrier to Love

by duncanr

Muhammad Musa and Wok Kundor

Muhammad Musa and Wok Kundor

A Malaysian couple, Muhammad Musa and Wok Kundor, have been happily married for 3 years.

When asked, they said they didn’t know very much about Valentine’s Day, but if it meant a day when couples expressed their love for one another – then each day of the past 3 years had been a Valentine Day for them.

Wok Kundor is 106 yr old, Muhammad Noor Musa 37 yr old.

Source . . .

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