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Simon’s cat goes a-courtin’ – [with about as much success as me !]
it probably seemed a wizard idea as a marketing ploy to create an online love poem generator
the idea being you ask people to submit a number of key words which are then inserted into a template to create a love poem
except, they didn’t reckon on arseholes like me taking the piss
here’s what happened when I . . .
It’s valentine’s Day on the 14th and your woman will be expecting (at the very least) some flowers. Roses are the traditional flower associated with this occasion but be careful about the colour!
According to the Victorian ‘language of flowers’ (the Floral Code) a deep red rose signifies “bashful shame” – which is not perhaps the message you want to convey to the lady, but it is at least better than giving her a peachy coloured rose, which means “sympathy”
Of course chances are your woman won’t know the Floral Code but in case she does, FFS don’t give her a bluidy yellow rose – the friggin thing says you just want to be friends 🙄
To find out more about what you should and what you shouldn’t give your woman on Valentine’s Day, check out http://tinyurl.com/b9pbmch
Click this link to run video – http://tinyurl.com/yfwmhq8
When asked, they said they didn’t know very much about Valentine’s Day, but if it meant a day when couples expressed their love for one another – then each day of the past 3 years had been a Valentine Day for them.
Wok Kundor is 106 yr old, Muhammad Noor Musa 37 yr old.