Posts tagged ‘viagra’

December 4, 2017

‘One whiff and you’re stiff’

by duncanr

the hitherto little known outside of Ireland village of Ringaskiddy in county Cork – where women are always smiling, men walk with a limp, and dogs have rock hard erections – is going to attract a lot more visitors when this news leaks out – http://tinyurl.com/yar3f574

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July 23, 2017

Coffee Recall in Texas

by duncanr

we’re often told not to drink coffee before going to bed at night because it’s a stimulant

well, seems that advice is right after all – coffee (some brands, anyway) will, apparently, keep you up all night – http://tinyurl.com/y82cvpvz

p.s., you may not be able to buy it anymore in Texas but if you go online, you can purchase this coffee here – http://tinyurl.com/yayez35c

p.p.s., tell them ratty spoke highly of its effectiveness and they may give you a discount

January 6, 2017

Cleaner Wipes Floor with Randy Pensioner

by duncanr

old-scotsmana jury in Scotland has found a woman not guilty of attempted murder for battering a horny 89 yr old man with a hammer when he tried to get in to her knickers after taking viagra – http://tinyurl.com/gp2ge7n

October 25, 2015

Man Facing Stiff Sentence

by duncanr

viagra120Uk police have seized 1/2 million “unlicensed erectile dysfunction pills” worth £1 million from a hardened criminal in Slough – http://tinyurl.com/q3meaff

August 20, 2014

I’ll Have Some of That

by duncanr

viagra boozea chinese man has brought a whole new meaning to the phrase ‘a stiff drink’

surprisingly, some folk aren’t happy about it

http://tinyurl.com/m76qzwr

May 15, 2014

Tripe is the New Viagra

by duncanr

tripe for staminaA UK butcher is selling smoothies made from tripe – and is doing offaly well, especially amongst young men, who claim it enhances their sexual potency ‘fourfold’

Who knew, eh?

He will be dishing out the tripe treat free for two weeks from his stall at . . .

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April 28, 2014

Lick Me. I’m Delicious

by duncanr

icecreamconeWho doesn’t like ice-cream?

Well, now there’s even more reason to like it

A welshman has invented a new flavour that’s arousing a lot of interest

If you can’t be arsed with sexercise, try this – http://tinyurl.com/mscxnyc – instead

January 22, 2014

Viagra Theft from M.O.D.

by duncanr

on off switch120It has been reported that almost £6,000 worth of viagra has gone missing from the Ministry of Defence – http://tinyurl.com/pl59flc

Police are believed to be on the lookout for a bunch of hardened criminals with a big smile on their faces – possibly walking with a limp

October 13, 2013

Chocolate is the new Viagra

by duncanr

boostThere’ll be queues of guys forming at the confectionery section of Tesco and other stores when this news gets out

Scientists in Belgium, beavering away in secret for 7 years, have just released the fruit of their labour – eating chocolate ‘enhances’ a man’s ‘performance’ in the bedroom for up to 6 hours by increasing blood flow to parts of the body

Of course, cynical buggers like me will . . .

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September 23, 2013

Man Loses Erection

by duncanr

on off switch120Madhatters would like to issue a PSA to all men

No doubt many will be familiar with the phrase – Too much of a good thing – implying excess, even of a good thing, can be bad for you

Well that applies equally to sex

Take heed of this sorry tale of a 66-year old man who sought to enhance his sexual prowess – lest his fate befall you too

You have been warned !

[gruesome details here – http://tinyurl.com/op5j4cv]