Posts tagged ‘viagra’

July 16, 2013

Viagra Babies

by duncanr

babySome babies don’t grow as well as others in the womb

Experiments performed on mice suggest viagra helps stimulate growth in low weight babies

Scientists in Australia and New Zealand are now seeking volunteers to see if administering viagra to pregnant women carrying underweight for age babies will boost the babies growth rate

http://tinyurl.com/p7ehwhw

Good luck on finding those volunteers, guys !

Bigger babies = more painful childbirth ?

Imagine how more painful it may be, then, trying to give birth to a baby boy when the bugger has a bloody big erection !

P.S. if it was my missus, I wouldn’t be too keen on this idea – [thoughts of thalidomide and all going through my head]

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May 19, 2011

Viagra causes Deafness

by duncanr

What?

Sorry, can you repeat that, please?

I didn’t catch what you said

[see – http://tinyurl.com/6lfpkey ]

April 19, 2011

Viagra Beer for Prince William

by duncanr

There surely can’t be many folk that don’t know there is a royal wedding on the horizon in the UK – on Friday Apr 29 Prince William is to marry his long-time girlfriend Kate Middleton.

To mark the occasion, Brewdog Brewery, has produced a special beer. It is a limited edition – only 1,000 bottles, and will go on sale on Apr 28.

Called ‘Royal Virility Performance’, the beer contains . . .

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November 23, 2010

Pumpkin Pie the new Viagra ?

by duncanr

Forget Viagra.

The new stimulus to increase male potency is the aroma of Pumpkin Pie.

Researchers at Chicago’s Smell and Taste Treatment and Research Center found that the smell of pumpkin pie caused a large increase in penile blood flow in a group of men aged 18 -64. It was particularly effective when combined with the smell of lavender.

So ladies, if you want to make this ThanksGiving Day that little bit special, wear some lavender scent and give serve your man some pumpkin pie.

Source . . . http://tinyurl.com/26mgg4y

August 7, 2010

Milwaukee teachers want Viagra

by duncanr

The Union representing teachers in Milwaukee wants Viagra for their members.

In 2002, the tablets were included in the teachers Health Care Plan.

In 2004, they were scrapped because of the spiralling cost, and because they were deemed to be for recreational rather than any medical need.

The estimated cost of providing Viagra for the teachers has been estimated at around $786,000 a year (enough to pay for around a dozen 1st year teachers). At a time when money is tight – resulting in 482 teachers being laid off in June – some might question whether the Union is fighting the right battle?

Perhaps they should be fighting to prevent some teachers being fucked rather than to allow some teachers to fuck?

Source . . . http://tinyurl.com/2bmhyh4

July 29, 2010

Viagra for Kids

by duncanr

Viagra for kids – that caught your attention didn’t it ?

It’s not what you think though. It seems some lung conditions affecting kids can be banished with viagra.

According to the New York Post – http://tinyurl.com/2v78r7w

Pfizer plans to sell a children’s form of Viagra to treat a rare lung disorder as a humanitarian gesture — in exchange for getting a six-month extension of its patent on the adult version.

Now perhaps it’s just me, but that sentence I’ve lifted from the NYP report reads like a load of BOLLOCKS.

Humanitarian gesture my arse . . . .

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May 20, 2010

Can you hear me?

by duncanr

we know what you've been up to

OMG – Bad news for men taking Viagra !!!

A recent study claims to have found an association between viagra and long-term hearing loss.

I said –

A RECENT STUDY FOUND AN ASSOCIATION BETWEEN VIAGRA AND LONG-TERM HEARING LOSS

Oh, never mind 🙄

Source . . .

December 26, 2008

CIA uses Viagra

by duncanr

The CIA is using Viagra – to bribe convert Afghan Warlords

In a land where ageing warlords can have up to 4 wives, Viagra is a more potent incentive than guns! viagra2

The attitude of one influential 60-year-old warlord who had been wary of the United States, for example, was transformed after being given 4 Viagra pills..

“He came up to us beaming,” an official said

“And after that we could do whatever we wanted in his area.”

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