Posts tagged ‘vibrator’

September 11, 2018

Treating Hysterical Women

by duncanr

if one is to believe movie-makers, women are prone to ‘go to pieces’ in stressful situations – becoming hysterical

the approved method to treat such hysteria and bring the woman back to her senses – get her to snap out of it – is a kindly, well-meaning slap to the face

this scene from “Airplane’ parodies this common practice

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before slapping the woman became the customary form of ‘treatment’ for hysteria, the practice favoured by doctors was to bring the woman to orgasm by fingering her clitoris

such was the number of . . .

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February 24, 2018

Spice up your Sex Life

by duncanr

get yourself one of these – http://tinyurl.com/ya7kb6lc


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August 13, 2017

Ouch !

by duncanr

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August 24, 2015

A Rose by any other Name

by duncanr

robot exerciser‘, my arse – it’s a fucken 1930s style vibrator !

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February 13, 2014

Wake-Up Vibe

by duncanr

hammer and clock150Hate the sound of that bloody alarm clock interrupting your slumber ?

Time to swap those rude awakenings with those of a more pleasurable kind – a vibrator that fits in your panties and can be programmed to stir into life at a pre-determined time

March 30, 2013

D.I.Y. Vibrator

by duncanr

LELO, a Swedish sex-toy company, has produced an IKEA-style, assemble-it-yourself vibrator called GӒSM

The rechargeable GӒSM cums with its own Allen key and when it begins to wilt can quickly be restored to full vigour and strength by a quick ‘hand crank’

March 22, 2013

Sex Toy Gives Singers Good Vibrations

by duncanr

vibratorDavid Ley, a University of Alberta voice coach, has been raising a few eyebrows with his novel use of a sex toy to help actors and singers improve their performance.

Ley uses a vibrator inserted into their mouth to help singers extend their vocal range – details here http://tinyurl.com/btogbby

Hhmm, he might have better results getting singers to reach those high notes if he inserted that vibrator in a different orifice

Just saying ! 😉

September 17, 2012

Wife Denies owning Vibrator

by duncanr

Murfreesboro Police were called out to a suspected burglary when a householder returned home and found a vibrator in his bathroom

When he called his wife at her work, she denied the vibrator was hers, whereupon he reported the ‘burglary’ to the police

There was no sign of any forced entry to the apartment, however, nor any sign that anything had been stolen.

The man is gullible baffled, the police are smirking, and the wife is . . . [fill in the blank]

Source – http://tinyurl.com/9yqnf7k

August 25, 2012

Good Vibrations ?

by duncanr

Driving for any length of time can become boring, leading to inattention, drowsiness, and accidents.

Having a passenger in the car who can engage you in conversation, and monitor your wakefulness helps keep you alert, but failing that – listening to the radio, opening the window to let cool air on your face, and frequent rest breaks when you ‘re feeling tired are recommended by motoring organisations and the police.

What they don’t recommend is driving with a vibrator up your arse . . .

http://tinyurl.com/d7s6o7k

April 25, 2011

Damn Duracell Batteries !

by duncanr

When neighbours were kept awake by the noise of what one described as sounding like ‘someone was using an electric drill’ through the night, they called the police.

Unable to get a response from the 23 yr old woman who lived in the flat when they knocked at her door, the police broke the door down to find the source of the noise that had kept everyone awake was . . .

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