Posts tagged ‘vodka’

February 7, 2018

Absolut Nothing to Hide

by duncanr

August 2, 2013

Whisky held Hostage

by duncanr

whisky wanted150If you think you’ve got troubles, they’re nothing compared to what the folks in Mumbai are currently enduring – they’re running out of vodka and whisky !

The problem began 3 months ago when . . .

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December 1, 2012

Whisky Restores Man’s Sight

by duncanr

black label whiskyWe call whisky “uisge beatha” in the gaelic – meaning “water of life

A New Zealand man certainly has reason to be thankful for the health benefits of uisge beatha.

Denis Duthie celebrated his parents 50th Wedding Anniversary with a few drinks from a bottle of vodka. Unfortunately, the vodka reacted badly with his medication for diabetes causing him to lose his sight.

At the hospital, doctors reckoned it was a case of formaldehyde poisoning but didn’t have enough medical ethanol to counter it’s effect. Fortunately, a quick thinking doctor (must have some Scottish blood in him) nipped out and . . .

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January 12, 2012

Free Booze Proposal for Alcoholics

by duncanr

Many alcoholics will often, when nothing else is available, drink mouthwash or sanitising fluid stolen from hospitals.

A group in Vancouver is proposing a novel solution to wean alcoholics off these fluids – free booze !

The city already has . . .

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November 27, 2011

Vodka Tampons : Bottoms Up

by duncanr

Apparently it’s a new fad amongst under-age drinkers wanting to get drunk without leaving the tell-tale whiff of alcohol on their breaths – a vodka-soaked tampon inserted into a suitable bodily orifice (this differs depending upon whether one is male or female)

But does it work?

How much vodka can a tampon hold?

How does one insert a tampon once it has been soaked in vodka (or the spirit of your choice)

How many tampons before one gets tipsy?

These are the sorts of questions one intrepid blogger sought answers to . . .

http://tinyurl.com/7za5fbu

November 21, 2011

Why Dogs are better than Cats

by duncanr

Guy trains his dog to fetch bottle of vodka – try getting a cat to do that !!!

September 2, 2011

Sex, Booze, and Microsoft

by duncanr

A former executive is suing Microsoft for wrongful dismissal.

(see http://tinyurl.com/4x6kku3)

As details of the case emerge a corporate environment of sexual misconduct and excessive drunkeness, fuelled by readily available free booze has been revealed

β€œThe alcohol made freely available in unlimited quantities included neat vodka which could be drunk from an ice fountain, and a very strong German liquor called Jagermeister,”

And you wonder why Microsoft software is so ‘buggy’ ?

March 30, 2011

Two Pints of Lager and a Vodka Tampon

by duncanr

It reportedly started in the USA πŸ™„

A way to get drunk quickly without leaving any tell tale smell of alcohol on your breath to give you away (ideal for the work environment) – vodka-soaked tampons inserted into the vagina (or anus)

(Ya hear that, loon ?)

Read more here – http://tinyurl.com/5rnhm6o

November 23, 2010

Potapych : Vodka loving Bear

by duncanr

via Miss Cellania