Posts tagged ‘warehouse’

August 7, 2019

Firefighters Save Racoons

by duncanr

when firefighters were called out to battle a warehouse fire in South Bend, Indiana, they spotted two racoons trapped on the roof of the burning building

knowing racoons are wary of people, they decided the best chance of rescuing the critturs was to set up some ladders and leave them to make their own escape from the fire

June 2, 2017

Is it for Business or Pleasure?

by duncanr

a pair of hardon-ed criminals used an SUV to penetrate a Las Vegas warehouse and make off with 30,000 condoms

that was just foreplay, however

they came again later and stole a quantity of sex toys, including ‘33 insertable prostate massagers (vibrating butt plugs)‘ – leading a company spokesperson to observe the thieves can ‘go fuck themselves‘ – http://tinyurl.com/yaoy3gtc

March 11, 2017

Make-Up Crime

by duncanr

$4.5 million worth of eye shadow has been stolen from a San Fernando Valley warehouse – http://tinyurl.com/hrucyae

Los Angeles police would like to speak to these men in order to eliminate them from their enquiries – https://goo.gl/photos/KNVfrhByGuLeo5Ty6