Posts tagged ‘warning’

December 22, 2017

Don’t be a Dick

by duncanr

December 14, 2017

Don’t Drink and Drive because . . .

by duncanr

December 4, 2017

It’s a Trap

by duncanr

some warnings for men hoping to avoid trouble from the woman in their life . . .

more warnings for men here –

October 26, 2017

Wine Label Warning

by duncanr


September 12, 2017

Safety Warning

by duncanr


March 26, 2017

Scaredy House

by duncanr

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January 14, 2017

UK: Winter Weather Warning

by duncanr


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January 11, 2017

Cornish Winter Preparations

by duncanr

snow-shovelwinter’s come the snow has fell
wee josie’s nose is froze as well
wee josie’s frozen nose is skintit
winter’s diabolic, intit?

the UK is bracing itself for heavy snowfalls today and the next few days –

in response, local councils have got their gritters out and snowploughs standing by to keep the roads clear of snow and ice

even cash-strapped Cornwall council is . . .

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December 4, 2016

Xmas Drink Problem

by duncanr

drunk-dogs-round-treedoctors warn of the danger of excessive alcohol intake – a problem that is particularly acute at this festive time of year –

November 24, 2015

Mafia Warns ISIS

by duncanr

following rumours of forged Italian passports being found amongst Syrian refugees fleeing the threat of ISIS, unconfirmed reports from madhatter’s north africa correspondent – who wishes to remain anonymous in case his wife finds out he has a part-time job for fear of reprisals from ISIS if his identity was known – claim Germany is no longer the favoured destination for those seeking a safe haven from terrorists

refugees change of direction

Mafia sends severed horse pig head to ISIS with a note . . .