Posts tagged ‘washing machine’

May 19, 2016

Samsung Song and Dance

by duncanr

couple choreograph dance to the tones their washing machine emits to signal end of wash cycle

January 26, 2016

Sock Field Trip

by duncanr


via B&P

July 22, 2015

Mother of the Year Candidate

by duncanr

a woman has been questioned by Scottish police after she posted a photo on Facebook of herself trapping a 2 yr old boy with Down’s Syndrome in a washing machine ‘for a laugh


Courtney Stewart has refused to apologise over the incident and doesn’t understand why . . .

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January 8, 2014

Free Willy

by duncanr

man in washing machinePro tip, guys

If planning to surprise your girlfriend by hiding, naked, in the washing machine, be sure to smear your body, first, with olive oil (or other suitable lubricant***) –

Better yet, avoid the washing machine completely – try a wardrobe instead !

*** some folk prefer to use peanut butter – though this has a lower success rate than olive oil

June 3, 2013

Caption this . . .

by duncanr


via B&P

January 19, 2013

Bear Interrupts Samsung Ecobubble Photoshoot

by duncanr
March 2, 2011

Missing Memory Sticks Found

by duncanr

It’s one of life’s enduring mysteries (as unfathomable as a woman’s mind) but – where do socks disappear to when they go into the wash ? And why do they vanish singly rather than in pairs?

There are some who believe there is a planet circling in the heavens that is home to the missing socks, but this has yet to be confirmed

I am happy to report, however, that . . .

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