Posts tagged ‘wedding’

May 17, 2017

Armed Woman Gate-Crashed Wedding

by duncanr

an arranged marriage in India didn’t quite go to plan – [well, the bride’s plan anyway] – when another woman kidnapped – [did she really?] – the groom at gunpoint

full story here – http://tinyurl.com/kmv4675

April 29, 2017

Desi Veggie Wedding Beef

by duncanr

a wedding in Uttar Pradesh was called off when the groom discovered there was to be no meat on the table

all was not lost, however.

one quick thinking guest, decided to tikka chance and grab himself a tasty morsel, by offering himself as an alternative dish now the groom was no longer on the menu – http://tinyurl.com/lbo9fc3

March 4, 2017

Scottish Wedding Dance (with Beer)

by duncanr

must have been fun rehearsing this . . .

November 19, 2016

Congratulations to Mrs Muller

by duncanr

happy-coupleone of the madhatter admins has been keeping a secret from the others – the little shit our s.african admin got married recently and telt no-one

her excuse for keeping everybody in the dark is that her change of status was as much a surprise to her

never knew I was getting married until a few minutes before

as it is to us hearing about it weeks afterwards

it was a month ago, but I could only tell people now as we had to get certain paperwork in order (my darling hubby arranged everything but forgot a few minor details)

bet he didn’t forget to get the beer in!

anyways, congratulations to Julie and Eddie – hope you continue to have a long and happy life together !

August 9, 2016

Wait for It . . .

by duncanr

flower girl – hotly pursued by mum – makes dash for freedom during wedding ceremony . . .

November 27, 2015

Canine Wedding Photographer

by duncanr

why pay a lot of money for a professional wedding photographer when your dog can do just as good a job – [though it might need a bit of help editing the video afterwards] 😆

October 20, 2015

Every Cloud has a Silver Lining

by duncanr

or to put it another way . . .

one person’s misfortune is another person’s gain

and so it proved for one jilted bride who’s mother – rather than see $35,000 wasted (there was no refund on offer, apparently) after the groom did a runner a week before the wedding – invited homeless folk to come eat the scrumptious food that had been planned for the wedding reception

full story here – http://tinyurl.com/q6cynfm

July 27, 2015

Flower Toss Fail

by duncanr

Oops !

March 14, 2015

Pre-Marriage Arithmetic Test

by duncanr

indian math testI’ve been married twice (not at the same time) – to two lovely women

fortunately, neither of my wives were as picky as this woman – http://tinyurl.com/ojumxsr

February 19, 2015

Love, Love Me Do

by duncanr

it should have been one of the happiest days of his life

instead, it turned into a nightmare for Jugal Kishore when he collapsed during the wedding ceremony, was rushed to hospital, and returned to the venue later to find his bride-to-be had married someone else in his absence – Bitch !

http://tinyurl.com/oqwqxes

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