Posts tagged ‘wife’

July 17, 2018

Why Blame Melody?

by duncanr

O.K. I understand she’s upset – and with good reason – but why publicly shame Melody?

I think it’s a fair guess that . . .

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July 11, 2018

Caption this . . .

by duncanr

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June 29, 2018

a Man’s Best Friend

by duncanr


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June 16, 2018

I have a little SatNav

by duncanr

I have a little Satnav, it sits there in my car.

A Satnav is a driver’s friend, it tells you where you are.

I have a little Satnav, I’ve had it all my life.

It’s better than the normal ones, my Satnav is my wife.

It gives me full instructions, especially how to drive

“it’s sixty miles an hour”, it says, “You’re doing sixty-five”.

It tells me when to stop and start, and

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November 2, 2017

How to Train a Wife

by duncanr

been married twice – never got either of my wives to do this!

where was this book when I needed it ?

July 25, 2017

Murder over Chapatis

by duncanr

ghee, I think masala, it would tikka lot more than the shape of her chapatis – (that’s not a euphemism) – to drive most men to this extreme

perhaps she had a big ghobi, was giving him a raita mouthful and what started with a chat led to a big biryani ?

http://tinyurl.com/y8pz5p3b

June 15, 2017

That wasn’t supposed to happen!

by duncanr

a desperate man’s cunning plan to escape from his wife was foiled by a cruel sadistic judge

full story here – http://tinyurl.com/y8ptovfr

April 20, 2017

Caption this . . .

by duncanr

October 20, 2016

Extreme Makeover

by duncanr

frightened-manI’m going to be cowardly prudent and make no comment on this story . . . http://tinyurl.com/j9nrpos

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September 26, 2016

Best Wife Ever?

by duncanr

wife to the rescue after husband leaves house for work without his packed lunch . . .