Posts tagged ‘wife’

October 20, 2016

Extreme Makeover

by duncanr

frightened-manI’m going to be cowardly prudent and make no comment on this story . . .


September 26, 2016

Best Wife Ever?

by duncanr

wife to the rescue after husband leaves house for work without his packed lunch . . .

September 8, 2016

Man Commits Crime to Escape Wife

by duncanr

nagging-wife‘bigamy’ is having one wife too many

for 70 yr old Lawrence John Ripple ‘monogamy’ feels pretty much the same . . .

July 28, 2016

Eeny, Meeny . . .

by duncanr

puzzled man2sometimes nothing a man does is going to be right – especially if it involves women

this guy was in a no-win situation whatever he did –

May 13, 2016

Is it a Bird – Is it a Plane?

by duncanr

wife stuck up mastNo, it’s the Wife !

Robert and Sandra Clemons are sailing their yacht up the coast from Florida to Maine

while moored at a North Carolina marina, Robert hoisted his wife to the top of the 50 foot mast to do some maintenance but when she wanted to come down the crafty bugger he told her . . .

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March 31, 2016

Wife Hitches Lift from Husband

by duncanr

angry womanon roof of carfollowing an argument with his wife in a bar, a man decided to leave her there and drive home on his own

6 miles later, he was pulled over by a cop wanting to know what a woman was doing clinging to the roof of the car and shouting obscenities –

[hhmmm, going to take more than flowers or chocolates to get back in his wife’s good books, I think – going to be hard to convince her he didn’t know she was there and thought that knocking sound as she hammered on the roof was his big end going] 😆

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October 5, 2015

Hiding From the Wife – Bar Tariff

by duncanr

the more you pay, the better the lie


April 30, 2015

Losing Loved Ones

by duncanr

man cryingthey say a dog is a man’s best friend – [my dogs have certainly been a source of comfort and strength to me since my wife died] – so I can well imagine the grief of the man who posted this touching obituary in the Aberdeen Evening Express after losing both his wife and his dog on the same day

March 11, 2015

Man Mugged by Judges

by duncanr

thellawisanassdamn, I hope my 1st wife doesn’t read this –

it’s been 30 years since our divorce, yet this judgment appears to give her the right to claim a part of my pension when I retire next year – F*ck !!!

February 12, 2015

Nasty Surprise for Wife

by duncanr

woman and snakeI bet this poor woman adder viper eyes in case she was seeing things when she went to drive home after a night out

Her husband might think himself a charmer but I bet she had a few choice words to say to the stupid asp when she finally got home –