Posts tagged ‘wife’

March 31, 2016

Wife Hitches Lift from Husband

by duncanr

angry womanon roof of carfollowing an argument with his wife in a bar, a man decided to leave her there and drive home on his own

6 miles later, he was pulled over by a cop wanting to know what a woman was doing clinging to the roof of the car and shouting obscenities –

[hhmmm, going to take more than flowers or chocolates to get back in his wife’s good books, I think – going to be hard to convince her he didn’t know she was there and thought that knocking sound as she hammered on the roof was his big end going] 😆

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October 5, 2015

Hiding From the Wife – Bar Tariff

by duncanr

the more you pay, the better the lie


April 30, 2015

Losing Loved Ones

by duncanr

man cryingthey say a dog is a man’s best friend – [my dogs have certainly been a source of comfort and strength to me since my wife died] – so I can well imagine the grief of the man who posted this touching obituary in the Aberdeen Evening Express after losing both his wife and his dog on the same day

March 11, 2015

Man Mugged by Judges

by duncanr

thellawisanassdamn, I hope my 1st wife doesn’t read this –

it’s been 30 years since our divorce, yet this judgment appears to give her the right to claim a part of my pension when I retire next year – F*ck !!!

February 12, 2015

Nasty Surprise for Wife

by duncanr

woman and snakeI bet this poor woman adder viper eyes in case she was seeing things when she went to drive home after a night out

Her husband might think himself a charmer but I bet she had a few choice words to say to the stupid asp when she finally got home –

January 13, 2015

Prick loses Dick

by duncanr

womanknifepenisedited250what’s that expression again – ‘hell have no fury like a woman scorned’ ?

something 32 yr old, father of 5 (thought China had a 1 child policy?), Fan Lung, should have borne in mind when he stupidly used his wife’s phone to send sexy text to his lover

still, he won’t make that mistake again – especially as his wife remodelled his appearance (twice !) using a pair of scissors –

October 29, 2014

A Chapatti Too Far

by duncanr

mahendra mali marathi160tikka masala advice, guys – if you want to curry favour with your wife, aloo chat nicely to her

for if you don’t and she’s had a shashlik day and her nerves are all jalfraised, she may tarka stone to your head . . .

August 7, 2014

Another Man Dumps his Wife

by duncanr

arab ponting150a Saudi woman’s marriage went up in a puff of smoke when her husband took the hump, and filed for divorce, after finding her with a ‘Camel’

click the ‘continue reading’ button for details of the full shocking story – complete with pic . . .

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August 7, 2014

Man Dumps Wife with Cancer

by duncanr

indian wedding1‘in sickness and in health . . .till death do us part’

these words form part of the vows couples in the UK make when agreeing to marry one another

I don’t know if the man and woman at a desi wedding make similar vows, but if they do, then I know of one man who doesn’t view that promise as binding !

May 22, 2014

Crime and Punishment – U.S.A.

by duncanr

law is an assTwo men

One, over a period of 3 years, repeatedly drugged his wife, then raped her – recording the ‘action’ on video

The other baked and sold some hash brownies

One faces 5 yrs to ‘Life’ in prison

The other was . . .

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