Posts tagged ‘woods’

June 3, 2016

Parent – Child Reunion

by duncanr

a baby otter separated from its mother by high tide was reunited with its mother by the Marine Mammal Center in San Luis Obispo, California –

this isn’t the only family reunion in the news right now, of course

over in Japan, a 7 year old boy who . . .

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June 1, 2016

Lost in the Woods

by duncanr


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April 12, 2015

Mum Abandons Disabled Son in Woods for 5 days

by duncanr

a 41 yr woman in Philadelphia – who is a strong contender for ‘mother of the year’- has been arrested after abandoning her quadriplegic son, who also suffers from cerebral palsy, in a forest for five days with just a blanket and Bible — while she visited her boyfriend in another State

unbelievable that any mother could do this – even more unbelievable that a mother who professes to be some sort of christian (if the bible she left with her son is anything to go by) could do so !

June 11, 2013

Naked Woman goes Missing in Woods

by duncanr

Maureen KellyMaureen Kelly, a 19 yr old woman from Vancouver is missing in the woods of Washington State.

She left the Canyon Creek Campground, alone, around 5pm on Sunday to go on a ‘spiritual journey’

Rescue services and volunteers are combing the area to try and find her

Other campers, and members of the public too, have been asked to keep an eye out for her

She’ll be easy to spot – there can’t be many young attractive women wandering through the woods completely naked, wearing nothing but a ‘fanny pack’ (‘bum bag’ to UK readers)

What’s that song again?

if you go down to the woods today, you’re in for a big surprise

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June 13, 2012

Pee in the Woods Interrupted by Bear

by duncanr

Meanwhile, in another part of the woods, a swedish woman was filming her near-naked husband having a pee (why she was doing this, I don’t know) when a black bear sprung into the clearing

A video of the encounter has been posted here –

For those of you who don’t understand Swedish, I have prepared the following transcript of the audio track accompanying the video

Wife – What the fu . . . Run, ya bastard. There’s a fucken bear behind you !

Husband – Fuck!!!

Bear – Ggrrrowl !

June 13, 2012

Secret Love Nest Found in Woods

by duncanr

If you go down to the woods today
You’re sure of a big surprise

Clink link . . .

April 6, 2012

If you go down to the woods at night . . .

by duncanr

you’re in for a big surprise !

March 20, 2012

Little Red Riding Hood Retold

by duncanr
January 26, 2010

Shock for would-be Rapist

by duncanr

A fat Hispanic man wearing a grey hoodie and sweatpants is being hunted by police for attempted rape.

The would be rapist dragged a teenager into some woods

The teen put up a fight but was overpowered and stripped by the ‘rapist’ – who fled when he discovered the teen was a bloke dressed as a woman and had a dick like himself.

Source . . .

October 14, 2009

Horny Goat Weed

by duncanr

Apparently ‘Horny Goat Weed’ is a natural alternative to Viagra. (wonder if you can buy it at Tesco 😳 )

43 yr old Peter Hale thought his luck was in when his wife suggested he take some Horny Goat Weed and go down to the woods with her for a bit of a rut. Once there, however, the opportunity to test the potency of the HGW was lost as events took an unexpected (to him ) turn.

Having fitted a hood over his head, his wife straddled him as he lay face down in the ground then slit his throat and stabbed him in the neck and back. Luckily for Mr Hale a passing motorist caught the scene in his headlights before Ms Hale could strike a killing blow. She fled the scene but was later arrested by the police.

Ms Hale has been charged with ‘attempted murder and wounding with intent to cause grievous bodily harm – charges she denies

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Psst, lesson to be learnt here, guys – NEVER turn your back on a woman with a knife in her hand !!! 🙄